I was just walking along the other day, minding my own business.  Well minding it as much as I could, because sometimes you just can't help but get caught up in your surroundings.  That happened to me.  I overheard these two guys talking.  One was telling the other about his rather bad breakup with his girlfriend.  Before you ask, no, she didn't chop up a monkey and serve it to him in his chicken pot pie.  But she did, let his dog named Monkey, um,  how to phrase this politely for the kiddies who might read,  "go" in it.  Seems she found out about Mistress #2 by finding her monogramed thong in with her laundry.  Not a good thing as you can image.  This guys favorite meal was chicken pot pie so she cooked it up, and served it up, and then left him to throw it up.  Now my question.  When and how did he learn about what Monkey had done to this dish? 

I'm not even sure I want to know the answer to that.